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When looking for an energy drink, the first thing that matters is taste. This drink knocks taste out the park. You can match up your favorite tea side by side and there's virtually no difference.
The next thing to look for is the kick. This drink won't shoot you out of your chair, but you won't risk a sore stomach or the shits either. You'll get a nice steady buzz, which is perfect for most.
Since everyone is fat nowadays, another important point is the caloric impact. This drink has zero calories so you're golden. It's 18 ounces of liquid with electrolytes so it'll keep you hydrated and full as well. Here’s the kicker, it does a decent job with appetite suppression so your fat ass won't go cookie hunting. We all know you need another cookie like Britney needs another kid!
The final thing to look at is the price. This drink weighs in around $1.50 to $3. As far as energy drinks go, that's right about average.
Overall, this drink is a champ. You can drink it on a daily basis, you’ll get a nice buzz, and it won’t expand your budget or your waistline. Here's an idea. Instead of looking like a prissy jackass with your calorie laden Starbucks, grab a Diet Turbo Tea and be a man! Or at the very least, look like a man!
For you lazy bastards, here's the highlights:
- Nice Brisk-like Lemon Tea flavor with minimal aftertaste.
Nice buzz, but not overly hyped up.
Zero calories.
90mg of caffeine
Appetite suppressant.
Easy to hold bottle.
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